Lean and Mean

Colossal Fossils Replacements:


Since Colossal Fossils dropped, Clique PeasWhen played: Shuffle two Clique Peas into your deck.  For the rest of the game, all Clique Peas get +1/+1. has been blacklisted. I can’t say I blame Them, but They did me right by offering me my money back for him. I needed an early drop that steals games on the spot–enter HAUNTED PUMPKING!

I’m sure you know the card, but for those who don’t… one sun gets you a 4/2. There is an immediate drawback, in that you draw your opponent a monster card. However, with the right list to support the King, you can quickly put your opponent on the defensive for the rest of the game. This decks idea is simple: send the biggest creatures out on heights as possible, preferrably someone with Strikethrough. We don’t have access to someone with Strikethrough on 1, so we play the King. Once you understand how to keep HAUNTED PUMPKING alive through the first three turns, the matchups are simple.

I normally don’t lead with the Pumpking against Mech and Boogaloo, since they have a high chance of burning him for 3 damage. Know your threats and when to expect them. Count their Supers and tricks, and play around them. Wait until you can stick him on heights with Lily of the ValleyWhen you play another Plant on the Heights, that Plant gets +2/+2.. Most of your cards avoid Weed SprayDestroy each Plant with 2 Strength or less. if you play patient.

You guys all know by now how nasty Strikethrough is. Don’t play Apple-SaucerWhen played: If you made at least 6 Sun this turn, this gets Strikethrough. before turn six–ever. ALWAYS play KERNEL-PULT on heights. This gives you the guaranteed -1/-1 counter on whatever they responded to your HAUNTED PUMPKING with, and combo it with Lily of the ValleyWhen you play another Plant on the Heights, that Plant gets +2/+2. for a spicy game-stealing grossness.

Zombies have the natural advantage on card-draw early game–it is sickening and offensive! 

Sweet PeaWhen Played: Move a Zombie to this lane.!!! It hits hard for the cost, has a big butt, AND pulls pesky boneheads off your HAUNTED PUMPKING or Lily of the ValleyWhen you play another Plant on the Heights, that Plant gets +2/+2.. I can’t express enough how important he is. We can’t play cards like Banana BombDo 2 damage to a Zombie. or Berry BlastDo 3 damage. (my go-to cards in life), so we’re left with terrible cards like Water BalloonsA Zombie gets -1/-1. If you made at least 6 Sun this turn, it gets -2/-2 instead. and Bonk ChoyWhen played: This gets +1 Attack this turn.. How rude, Devs. 

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