Good Nut-Butts

COLOSSAL FOSSILS SUBSTITUTION:

I use one Blockbuster in place of the third ShamrocketDestroy a Zombie that has 4 Attack or more.

 

Howdy people. I’m all about some butts. No butt gets bigger than PecanolithAll Plants and Zombies attack using their Health instead of their Attack., and it just wrecks! I really don’t see a more consistent left turn in a game than him. So I tour the various Brown mana matchups in search of the most consistent list I can make. This specific list happens to be one of my favorites. Enjoy!

 

4x Banana BombDo 2 damage to a Zombie.: Helps handle turns 1-2 zombies that can be an issue. Simply dropping a Wall-NutTeam-Up cannot answer them all.

3x PhotosynthesizerA plant gets +2 Health.  Conjure a Galactic Gardens card.: Growing those butts on your plants is directly synergistic with the soul of this deck. Ain’t mad about drawing a card, either. It is important to keep as many plants alive to support PecanolithAll Plants and Zombies attack using their Health instead of their Attack.!

4x Wall-NutTeam-Up: Playing Mirror-NutTeam-Up - When your Nuts gets hurt, do 2 damage to the Zombie Hero. demands as many Nut plants as possible. His stats are not attractive, until you consider synergies with the other Nuts. Its nice to use them to protect your all-stars. Don’t touch these unless you take out Mirror-NutTeam-Up - When your Nuts gets hurt, do 2 damage to the Zombie Hero..

1x Berry BlastDo 3 damage.: If there is one card I’d increase in number in this list, its this one. 3 versatile damage for 2 sun goes a lot farther than you think. 

3x Grave BusterDestroy a Gravestone.: Because f**** gravestones.

4x Jugger-NutArmored 1Bullseye: A wonderful target for your PhotosynthesizerA plant gets +2 Health.  Conjure a Galactic Gardens card.. You also prefer your opponent to waste good removal on him, as you need your all-stars to survive!

4x Health-NutThis attacks using its Health instead of its Attack.: I think this is one of the most powerful 3 drops we have access to in this game. He answers all the 3-4 toughness punks our opponents will drop, and he is immune to cards that decrease his attack value. I’m always mulling for as many of these as possible. (Pro-tip: target this with PhotosynthesizerA plant gets +2 Health.  Conjure a Galactic Gardens card. to get nasty)

2x ShamrocketDestroy a Zombie that has 4 Attack or more.: You can never have enough of these, honestly. I like best to handle punks with Doom-ShroomDestroy all Plants and Zombies with 4 Attack or more., but I’m never mad about having these in-hand. 

1x Blockbuster: This 3/3 for 4 Sun wrecks opposing gravestones, and your opponent will never see it coming. You know how much they rely on those stones surviving. While it is the only non-Nut plant in the deck, you won’t regret having it when that [email protected]$$ Mixed-Up GravediggerWhen played: Each Zombie hides in a Gravestone. Mix them up randomly. and his little brother Pogo BouncerGravestone When revealed: Bounce a Plant. show up. I can’t stand those two Zombies. 

2x Cosmic NutWhen played: Conjure a Nut, and its attack becomes 3.: Also a great target for your Blockbuster, you’ll find you get great Nut synergies with this dude. 2 of is all that is needed, personally. 

3x Mirror-NutTeam-Up - When your Nuts gets hurt, do 2 damage to the Zombie Hero.: One of the best 4 drops you’ll play in this list. I found 4 too monotonous, and replaced the fourth with mass removal.

2x Doom-ShroomDestroy all Plants and Zombies with 4 Attack or more.: Probably should be playing 3.

4x PecanolithAll Plants and Zombies attack using their Health instead of their Attack.: Dancing/Imp strategies fail hard versus this card. We definitely have leg up on hitting with toughness. I love getting multiples out on the battlefield–too much to handle.

1x SmackadamiaAmphibious - When played: Your Nuts get +2 Health.: Wonderful life for your Nuts. Don’t underestimate how dank this is when you have just one PecanolithAll Plants and Zombies attack using their Health instead of their Attack. out with any other nut-plants out. 

1x Cherry BombDo 4 damage to each Zombie here and next door.: Probably should be playing 2. I love this card. 

1x Wall-Nut BowlingMake a 6 Health Wall-Nut with Team-Up in each Ground lane. Attack for 6 damage in those lanes.: Guys. Read PecanolithAll Plants and Zombies attack using their Health instead of their Attack. and then read this card. No explanation needed. 

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